sábado, marzo 11, 2006

Chaparrón Bonaparte

A mí me gusta este humor. Me hace reir. Lo encuentro especial.
El otro día prendí la tele y lo estaban dando, y recordé que cuando chica me encantaba. "Recordando viejos tiempos" como se podría decir.
Aquí algunas de sus frases:

LUCAS; La gente sigue diciendo que estamos locos
CHAPARRÓN: No hagas caso Lucas; lo dicen por envidia, porque ya se enteraron de que mi mascota es un boeing 747. Lo que no saben es que ya le quité la manía de volar... Ya nada más me falta enseñarlo a ladrar… ¿Oye Lucas?
LUCAS: Dígame Licenciado.
CHAPARRÓN: ¡Licenciado!

LUCAS: ¡Gracias, muchas gracias!
CHAPARRÓN: No hay de queso, nomás de papa.

LUCAS: ¿Me decías?
CHAPARRÓN: Lucas, nadie se ha puesto a pensar en lo que sucedería si los aviones no volvieran a volar.

LUCAS: ¡Es verdad, Chaparrón! ¿Qué vamos hacer entonces con los aeropuertos?
CHAPARRÓN: ... Habría que jubilarlos... Porque liquidarlos sería carísimo ¡Imagínate! Darles sus tres meses de sueldo, sus veinte días por año, etc., etc.

12 comentarios:

Omega dijo...

jajaja si Chaparron era muy bueno, al Igual que el chavo. siempre fui un fiel Fan de don Ramon y aunque to2 los capitulos son iguales y siempre sabia que iva a pasar por que era mas que obvio = me re mataba de la risa y es que su humor la yeah XD
yo solo pasaba por aqui...
salu2

Limón dijo...

ay no XD

Gaby dijo...

ah kari
no se q fome todo
yo igual lo veia
pero no soy fome xD!

(mas tierno tu post :D me hizo feliz)

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